I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
When people ask me why I’m quiet, i don’t have an answer. I just never have anything to say to anyone. Although, my mind is the loudest part of my body. I’m too busy observing everyone and everything that surrounds me. My thoughts are who i am, I like not opening up to everyone. I like being extremely quiet. I want to be a mystery that people will feel the need to solve. And those who already know me personally are lucky enough to know my insides.